Sup Slut

Ok, back it up, back it in, let me begin, blog number 2.

As promised, this time I will be going in depth into my infamous pick up line, "Sup Slut". Now if your a female who gets offended easily, then maybe don't read this, use the spare time to like, make me a sandwhich or something. Everyone else, keep your looking balls locked right here because this blog could revolutionise your entire outlook on, well life.

Now we all know slut is a very offensive word, and it is probably a very small amount of women out there who enjoy being called one, for whatever reason. So it doesn't seem very logical to try to hit on a girl by calling her one. But, consider this for a moment. When your out in town, or wherever, and you see a girl, you tend to make a snap judgement about them, which will in turn affect the way you approach them. Say you see a chick, and you can just tell she is really shy, your not going to go up to her and just start grinding on her, or use some lame pick up line, because that's not going to work on a girl like that. However, say you see a girl, and she just looks like absolute trash, dressed all slutty, Ke$ha like for example. As soon as you see her, you think, she is probably willing to get with any guy in the place. So once again, the way you approach her is going to be different and more direct.

Now take this as you will, some may get offended once again, but every girl is a slut! Deep down, or at some stage, or at some amount of vodka, 99% of girls out there are sluts. And this is what I think every guy, who's aim is to get with a girl just for a night and not marry her, should be thinking. Because when you see that slutty looking girl, and go up to her, you go with so much more confidence than you would when going to the shy girl. And as most of you would know, confidence is one of the most important keys in impressing a girl.

So if you start using "Sup slut" as your one and only pick up line, it's going to change your whole mindset. Because you are then thinking your in a club full of Ke$ha's (of course hopefully hotter). You go in with confidence and you care much, much less if you get rejected. In turn you will get so many more girls. And of course, that is everyone's goal right?

There it is sport's fans. Seems like a flawless theory when explained in depth huh? What can I say, I'm a genius, it's no big deal.

Well, until next time, this has been the T-Dogg spitting truth bombs at ya. And remember, safety first, wear seatbelts, and condoms.

The First One

Ok, Welcome to my blog people. This is how it's going to go down. I'm pretty much just going to talk about things that are awesome. In my opinion of course, but as you will learn, it is a pretty awesome opinion!

So to start of I am just going to talk about things that I'm into at the moment. Number 1 right now is probably Chuppa Chups. Now I know your all out there thinking, yeah Strawberry Chuppa Chups are best. Well sadly I'm going to tell you otherwise. Cola my friends, Cola. For so many years it has been standard that Strawberry is the best, and while they are quite yummy, just try a Cola one, seriously, do it. Maybe it's because that's all I have had for ages, but the other day I was like yeah, I'm a switch it up. And oh I am hooked on them.

Ok next up Recovery - Eminem. So yeah some things on this blog might be things you don't know about and might try, like Cola Chuppa Chups (yeah for serious, try one), and some are just going to be common knowledge. But like if you haven't heard Recovery yet, then definetley listen to it! And to those of you who have, I'm assuming most, how good is it huh? Like I just cannot stop listening to it, whenever I go into my iPod, I start scrolling through stuff, then I'm just like "nah recovery". Sooo many songs on it, Eminem is just always saying things on it. And just to make it interesting for thos of you who have heard it, here is my Top 5 off it. This is going to be hard (that's what she said). In no order, No Love, Love The Way You Lie, Almost Famous, You're Never Over, Talkin To Myself. Ok yeah I did it. Fuck. So many good songs left. Sorry Space Bound.

Next I'll go to Flavour of the Month, World Cup. What in the world is going on with it? Results are all kinds of messed up. Like Brazil losing?? Argentina losing 4-0. But I still am as excited as balls for the final, even if it is at stupid 4am. 4am. Yuck. It's just so easy to fall asleep and I seem to like sleep a whole lot. But for the Finals, I will just stop being sleepy, and continue being awesome.

Speaking of being awesome, how good is this blog?? Yeah, I know right. Nah I joke, I joke, I kid, I kid. (Btw how funny was the film clips of Eminems where he had that dog that said that) But yeah just getting my bloginity out the way. Also something I am into, making up words, Barney's video resume on How I Met Your Mother has inspired me with that, among other things, including this blog. And also, I want to make a Playbook. I think I have many valuable theories in the Female Game. Something I may dabble into in future blogs. The next one I know now will feature the thinking behind the infamous "Sup Slut" line. So yeah, watch out for that one.

I will leave you with that for now, Peace Out Medusa!