Sup Slut

Ok, back it up, back it in, let me begin, blog number 2.

As promised, this time I will be going in depth into my infamous pick up line, "Sup Slut". Now if your a female who gets offended easily, then maybe don't read this, use the spare time to like, make me a sandwhich or something. Everyone else, keep your looking balls locked right here because this blog could revolutionise your entire outlook on, well life.

Now we all know slut is a very offensive word, and it is probably a very small amount of women out there who enjoy being called one, for whatever reason. So it doesn't seem very logical to try to hit on a girl by calling her one. But, consider this for a moment. When your out in town, or wherever, and you see a girl, you tend to make a snap judgement about them, which will in turn affect the way you approach them. Say you see a chick, and you can just tell she is really shy, your not going to go up to her and just start grinding on her, or use some lame pick up line, because that's not going to work on a girl like that. However, say you see a girl, and she just looks like absolute trash, dressed all slutty, Ke$ha like for example. As soon as you see her, you think, she is probably willing to get with any guy in the place. So once again, the way you approach her is going to be different and more direct.

Now take this as you will, some may get offended once again, but every girl is a slut! Deep down, or at some stage, or at some amount of vodka, 99% of girls out there are sluts. And this is what I think every guy, who's aim is to get with a girl just for a night and not marry her, should be thinking. Because when you see that slutty looking girl, and go up to her, you go with so much more confidence than you would when going to the shy girl. And as most of you would know, confidence is one of the most important keys in impressing a girl.

So if you start using "Sup slut" as your one and only pick up line, it's going to change your whole mindset. Because you are then thinking your in a club full of Ke$ha's (of course hopefully hotter). You go in with confidence and you care much, much less if you get rejected. In turn you will get so many more girls. And of course, that is everyone's goal right?

There it is sport's fans. Seems like a flawless theory when explained in depth huh? What can I say, I'm a genius, it's no big deal.

Well, until next time, this has been the T-Dogg spitting truth bombs at ya. And remember, safety first, wear seatbelts, and condoms.