Welcome To The Real World

Hello Sports Fans, it's ya boy Washington TC here about to drop some knowledge. Remember me? Well I'm back, in blog form.

Now I have only one specific topic for this blog here, but I will lead into that topic with a few other little subjects just to keep you interested, because I'm just that kind of guy.

So last night I was bored out of my mind right, so I decided to read a bit of my new book I got for Christmas, Decoded. Which by the way is extremely awesome, so yeah probably go out and purchase that one. For those of you who are uneducated on Decoded, it is Jay Z's book. Anyway after reading that for a while I was in a pretty gangster mood, so I decided I would watch Notorious and write a rap. Because I got to be representing The Kliq, you know how it is. Well sadly enough I couldnt find my copy of Notorious so I had to revert to 8 Mile. Which bring me to my main topic, but points to take out of this paragraph: 1. Buy Decoded
2. Always have Notorious accesible

So I'm watching 8 Mile, it's doing its thing, being pretty awesome. It comes up to the final scene, the battles. In my head Eminem straight up destroys everyone in these. Now I haven't watched it in a while and maybe I forgot this, but I would like to call shenanigans. First round, Rabbit V Lickety Split. I think Lickety Split wins! Yeah I said it, and I will show you why. I can't seem to post a link to the YouTube video so I'll just hit ya with some lyrics and you can find it on the Tube if you wish.


(Lickety Split)

This guy's a choke artist
You catch a bad one
Your better off shooting yourself
With Papa Doc's handgun
Climbing up this mountain your weak
I'll leave you lost without a paddle
Floatin shits creek

You ain't Detroit, I'm the D
Your the new kid on the block
Bout to get smacked back to the boonedocks
Fuckin Nazi, this crowd ain't your type
Take some real advice, and form a group with Vanilla Ice
And what I tell you, you better use it
This guy's a hillbilly this ain't Willy Nelson music

Trailor trash, I'll choke you til your last breath
And have you lookin foolish
Like Cheddar Bob when he shot himself
Silly Rabbit, I know why they call you that
Coz you follow Future like he got carrots up his asscrack
And when you actin up, that's when you got jacked up
And left stupid like Tina Turner when she got smacked up

I'll crack your shoulder blade
You'll get dropped so hard
Elvis will start turning in his grave
I don't know why they let you out in the dark
You need to take your white ass back across 8 mile
To the trailer park

(Rabbit)

This guy raps like his parents jerked him
He sounds like Eric Sermon, The generic version
This whole crowd looks suspicious
It's all dudes in here, except for these bitches
So I'm a German, eh
That's ok, you look like a fucking worm with braids
These leaders of the Free World rookies
Lookie, how can 6 dicks be pussies

Talking bout shits creek
Bitch, you could be up piss creek
With paddles this deep
Your still gonna sink
Your a disgrace
Yeah, they call me Rabbit
This is a turtle race

He can't get with me spittin this shit
Wickedly lickety shot
Spickety spickety split lickety
So Im gonna turn around with a great smile
And walk my white ass back across 8 Mile


Alright so you should be able to just see that and think Eminem loses but I guess I will go through why aswell. My first argument would have to be "Wickedly lickety shot, Spickety spickety split lickety", yeah well that just makes no sense to me, and that seems to be one of his big punchlines. Umm the "worm with braids" line, um, well, it's just not very good, is he saying he looks like a worm? Is that payout? In response to being called a Nazi? Especially when that Nazi line pwns! Then that whole middle bit of the freestyle, about piss creek, pretty average, while the shits creek line is not that good, I feel like he made a lame joke lamer. And the turtle race, that is just like something you would hear in christian rap. It's very PG.

He has 2 good lines in my opinion. The dicks be pussies line. And the closing line.

Now in "Lickety's" verse I believe there is more than 2 good lines. At this stage I would also like to remind you that this is the first battle against "Rabbit", so all the choking lines, trailer trash lines, white lines, being beat up lines and Cheddar Bob lines are all fresh, and therefore all good. So I think the "Nazi" line is good, obviously. Then the Vanilla Ice line is ok. The line about Cheddar Bob is also ok. The line about him following Future, that's just good. Then the next bit about how they beat him up and left him "like Tina Turner when she got smacked up", yeah that is good too. Then he tells him to get fucked at the end with an ok line.

Now I am not saying that "Lickety Split" murders him or anything. But Future gives it to "Rabbit" unanimously. It was definetly closer than that with "Lickety Split" having the edge I feel. So yeah, I know everyone loves 8 Mile, myself included, but his next 2 awesome freestyles don't count in my head anymore, and neither should they in yours.

Thanks for reading peeps. I will see you soon, or I will see you on another time.
Peace and Love.

Bored

Yo everybody. First of all I'd like to apologize. I been sleeping on this blog game, so to all my fans out there, I'm sorry. I hope your all back in for an injection of awesome. Can't say I have anything too exciting to tell ya'll. Just gonna fill you in on things that I think are awesome at the moment.

First up. Denzel Washington. Go out and rent all these movies. Now. Training Day, American Gangster, Remember The Titans, The Hurricane, Man On Fire, John Q, and get He Got Game just for fun. But for real, that is 6 extremely good movies. I challenge you to find another actor with as many really good movies as that. There would be few. D-Wash, clap for him.

Now I know you all be waiting for that new Kanye joint to drop, and everybody still waiting for Lupes record label to let Lasers out. So if they both drop this year. I'm a say 2010 is a huge year for Rap/Hip Hop. Recovery-Eminem put himself back into the game and forcing his way into that conversation of the best rappers of all time. Thank Me Now-Drake getting into the game finally, when he raps it's off the hook, let's see what he do with the game now. Rebirth-Weezy doing his thing earlier in the year. Talib Kweli released a colab album, keeping the streets alive. Then add Lasers and Dark Twisted Fantasy. That's a hell of a year for it. Rap Album of the Year ain't gonna be a easy one to call. So far I'd call Recovery, but Kanye or Lupe could take it off him.

What up next. I'm a say, I'm a say. If anybody out there getting crunk, or just thirsty. I gotta suggest a drink to ya. Diddy Up. It's supposed to be with Ciroc, the vodka that Diddy reps, but I sware that is unavailable in Adelaide. But it works without it. And it is pretty tasty. It is vodka, ruby red grapefruit juice and redbull. Sounds whack huh? Well trust me. I got you. I got us. Top 5 alcoholic drinks I have had. No Homo.


Notes to leave you on:
Listen to some Wu-Tang Clan
Stretch daily
Stay Sucka Free
Watch Ali v Liston
Get Jiggy With It

Peace.

Sup Slut

Ok, back it up, back it in, let me begin, blog number 2.

As promised, this time I will be going in depth into my infamous pick up line, "Sup Slut". Now if your a female who gets offended easily, then maybe don't read this, use the spare time to like, make me a sandwhich or something. Everyone else, keep your looking balls locked right here because this blog could revolutionise your entire outlook on, well life.

Now we all know slut is a very offensive word, and it is probably a very small amount of women out there who enjoy being called one, for whatever reason. So it doesn't seem very logical to try to hit on a girl by calling her one. But, consider this for a moment. When your out in town, or wherever, and you see a girl, you tend to make a snap judgement about them, which will in turn affect the way you approach them. Say you see a chick, and you can just tell she is really shy, your not going to go up to her and just start grinding on her, or use some lame pick up line, because that's not going to work on a girl like that. However, say you see a girl, and she just looks like absolute trash, dressed all slutty, Ke$ha like for example. As soon as you see her, you think, she is probably willing to get with any guy in the place. So once again, the way you approach her is going to be different and more direct.

Now take this as you will, some may get offended once again, but every girl is a slut! Deep down, or at some stage, or at some amount of vodka, 99% of girls out there are sluts. And this is what I think every guy, who's aim is to get with a girl just for a night and not marry her, should be thinking. Because when you see that slutty looking girl, and go up to her, you go with so much more confidence than you would when going to the shy girl. And as most of you would know, confidence is one of the most important keys in impressing a girl.

So if you start using "Sup slut" as your one and only pick up line, it's going to change your whole mindset. Because you are then thinking your in a club full of Ke$ha's (of course hopefully hotter). You go in with confidence and you care much, much less if you get rejected. In turn you will get so many more girls. And of course, that is everyone's goal right?

There it is sport's fans. Seems like a flawless theory when explained in depth huh? What can I say, I'm a genius, it's no big deal.

Well, until next time, this has been the T-Dogg spitting truth bombs at ya. And remember, safety first, wear seatbelts, and condoms.

The First One

Ok, Welcome to my blog people. This is how it's going to go down. I'm pretty much just going to talk about things that are awesome. In my opinion of course, but as you will learn, it is a pretty awesome opinion!

So to start of I am just going to talk about things that I'm into at the moment. Number 1 right now is probably Chuppa Chups. Now I know your all out there thinking, yeah Strawberry Chuppa Chups are best. Well sadly I'm going to tell you otherwise. Cola my friends, Cola. For so many years it has been standard that Strawberry is the best, and while they are quite yummy, just try a Cola one, seriously, do it. Maybe it's because that's all I have had for ages, but the other day I was like yeah, I'm a switch it up. And oh I am hooked on them.

Ok next up Recovery - Eminem. So yeah some things on this blog might be things you don't know about and might try, like Cola Chuppa Chups (yeah for serious, try one), and some are just going to be common knowledge. But like if you haven't heard Recovery yet, then definetley listen to it! And to those of you who have, I'm assuming most, how good is it huh? Like I just cannot stop listening to it, whenever I go into my iPod, I start scrolling through stuff, then I'm just like "nah recovery". Sooo many songs on it, Eminem is just always saying things on it. And just to make it interesting for thos of you who have heard it, here is my Top 5 off it. This is going to be hard (that's what she said). In no order, No Love, Love The Way You Lie, Almost Famous, You're Never Over, Talkin To Myself. Ok yeah I did it. Fuck. So many good songs left. Sorry Space Bound.

Next I'll go to Flavour of the Month, World Cup. What in the world is going on with it? Results are all kinds of messed up. Like Brazil losing?? Argentina losing 4-0. But I still am as excited as balls for the final, even if it is at stupid 4am. 4am. Yuck. It's just so easy to fall asleep and I seem to like sleep a whole lot. But for the Finals, I will just stop being sleepy, and continue being awesome.

Speaking of being awesome, how good is this blog?? Yeah, I know right. Nah I joke, I joke, I kid, I kid. (Btw how funny was the film clips of Eminems where he had that dog that said that) But yeah just getting my bloginity out the way. Also something I am into, making up words, Barney's video resume on How I Met Your Mother has inspired me with that, among other things, including this blog. And also, I want to make a Playbook. I think I have many valuable theories in the Female Game. Something I may dabble into in future blogs. The next one I know now will feature the thinking behind the infamous "Sup Slut" line. So yeah, watch out for that one.

I will leave you with that for now, Peace Out Medusa!